I’m a polite culinary student residing in Denver. On here you may see unicycles, food, weed, tattoos, lesbians, and just about anything else I find interesting.Tumblr (3.0; @verticallabret)http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcdagnpKLH1r3bpebo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yeahyachi.tumblr.com/post/34189873388/vagina-art-vagina-dentata-aka-toothed-vagina" target="_blank">yeahyachi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/79545376/hand-embroidered-vagina-art-vagina" target="_blank">Vagina Art - Vagina Dentata</a></p> <p>aka Toothed Vagina ;) lol</p> </blockquote>http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51052307964http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51052307964Tue, 21 May 2013 23:37:26 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltp3ltDloK1qfzj3xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dysphorism.tumblr.com/post/34751721732/onwednesdayswewear-pink-t-o-x-i-c-a-n-t" target="_blank">dysphorism</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://onwednesdayswewear-pink.tumblr.com/post/21645189983" target="_blank">onwednesdayswewear-pink</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://t-o-x-i-c-a-n-t.tumblr.com/post/14660924470/bobopusa-id-rather-have-this-on-my-blog-than" target="_blank">t-o-x-i-c-a-n-t</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bobopusa.tumblr.com/post/14660862048" target="_blank">bobopusa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’d rather have this on my blog than stupid hipster clones.</p> </blockquote> <p>this is amazing <3</p> <p>i love this so muchhh!</p> </blockquote> <div><a href="http://www.rubbledev.com/imgtumble" target="_blank">imgTumble</a>)</div> </blockquote> <p>this picture is so beautiful</p> </blockquote>http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51051331579http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51051331579Tue, 21 May 2013 23:17:28 -0600<p><a href="http://chef-johnny.tumblr.com/post/51042886727/dear-jesus-next-time-you-send-a-tornado-please" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">chef-johnny</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Dear Jesus:</p> <p>Next time you send a tornado, please have it knock the Westboro Baptist Church off the planet.</p> <p>Love,</p> <p>Your favorite gay</p></blockquote>http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51051305824http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51051305824Tue, 21 May 2013 23:16:57 -0600<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bandbutts.tumblr.com/post/50956498487/if-masturbating-while-stoned-isnt-called-weed" target="_blank">bandbutts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore</span></p> </blockquote>http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51051264348http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51051264348Tue, 21 May 2013 23:16:08 -0600<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://goblinparty.tumblr.com/post/45715296199/im-constantly-torn-between-the-be-kind-to" target="_blank">goblinparty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities </p> </blockquote>http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51051234613http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51051234613Tue, 21 May 2013 23:15:32 -0600<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dustclouds.tumblr.com/post/50778716328/i-often-confuse-my-gaydar-with-my-overpowering" target="_blank">dustclouds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar</p> </blockquote>http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51050378379http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51050378379Tue, 21 May 2013 22:59:11 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d8e84185b248c80b49c5b29325abc3c4/tumblr_mh9jxbBW751qz9qooo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51050370751http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51050370751Tue, 21 May 2013 22:59:02 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/80134975f3e72c0f3c9c140ab13be629/tumblr_mn6mceav7z1qe9pawo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thestuntkid.tumblr.com/post/51047568754/after-a-fall-and-some-resculpting-this-little" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thestuntkid</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>After a fall and some resculpting this little fella is ready for Speaking in Tongues show next month in Philly :)</p></blockquote>http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51050056858http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51050056858Tue, 21 May 2013 22:53:22 -0600<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://claydols.tumblr.com/post/46601262416/im-trying-to-be-more-positive-sheds-electrons-and" target="_blank">claydols</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*</p> </blockquote>http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51050044316http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51050044316Tue, 21 May 2013 22:53:08 -0600<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://freeshawarmas.tumblr.com/post/50829172401" target="_blank">freeshawarmas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jehovas-witness.tumblr.com/post/50183264613/internetexplorers-cheese3d-nothings-worse" target="_blank">jehovas-witness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://internetexplorers.tumblr.com/post/50183086927" target="_blank">internetexplorers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cheese3d.tumblr.com/post/39154688980/nothings-worse-than-soft-grapes" target="_blank">cheese3d</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>nothings worse than soft grapes</p> </blockquote> <p>soft apples</p> </blockquote> <p>soft dicks</p> </blockquote> <p>☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽</p> </blockquote>http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51050000349http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51050000349Tue, 21 May 2013 22:52:21 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0680465e79f5b880d6f8eb48ce2e64bd/tumblr_mn51oq3sVr1r6rrozo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51049431436http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51049431436Tue, 21 May 2013 22:42:22 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdayocymmW1qm947po1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdayocymmW1qm947po2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdayocymmW1qm947po3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdayocymmW1qm947po4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdayocymmW1qm947po5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdayocymmW1qm947po6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdayocymmW1qm947po7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51040846030http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51040846030Tue, 21 May 2013 20:40:42 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/af103ada4281f8a85bbea1a2471daa11/tumblr_mn5r425XSQ1qbmgeto1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/db17862e3eacda5646b8defece74dbc2/tumblr_mn5r425XSQ1qbmgeto2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/80afff5c54c0bbac94c1934f60c1fb66/tumblr_mn5r425XSQ1qbmgeto3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/da3109bd8c272c3f18d84da0ac8d6a08/tumblr_mn5r425XSQ1qbmgeto4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://fer1972.tumblr.com/post/50997854873/photomanipulations-by-joel-robison" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fer1972</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/joel_r/" target="_blank">Photomanipulations by Joel Robison</a></p></blockquote>http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51006705414http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51006705414Tue, 21 May 2013 13:24:31 -0600<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://initiala.tumblr.com/post/50045063432/a-little-girl-in-my-4th-grade-class-came-up-to-me" target="_blank">initiala</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”</p> <p>So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.</p> </blockquote>http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51006693098http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51006693098Tue, 21 May 2013 13:24:20 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6bb91c13abae2a7c9a5b020c2ef0a571/tumblr_mn5fcfK0vH1qfhzsvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://magicfran.tumblr.com/post/50998020762" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">magicfran</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ilovedoodle/8750891706/" title="Not fair!" target="_blank">Not fair!</a> by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/ilovedoodle/" target="_blank">ILoveDoodle</a> on Flickr.</p></blockquote>http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51006627695http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51006627695Tue, 21 May 2013 13:23:23 -0600Lawyer: Did he rape her?<br /> Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.<br /> Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?<br /> Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-<br /> Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?<br /> Witness: Yes, but-<br /> Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?<br /> Witness: Yes.<br /> Laywer: Yes, he raped her.<br /> Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51006485436http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51006485436Tue, 21 May 2013 13:21:19 -0600<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sunshineface0014.tumblr.com/post/50780406191/assbutt-in-the-garrison-i-need-my-glasses-to" target="_blank">sunshineface0014</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://assbutt-in-the-garrison.tumblr.com/post/45415480393/i-need-my-glasses-to-find-my-glasses-do-you-see-my" target="_blank">assbutt-in-the-garrison</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem</p> </blockquote> <p>You can’t even see your problem</p> </blockquote>http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51002434530http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/51002434530Tue, 21 May 2013 12:17:37 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3d391ad2b787db063b4a5b01713381d2/tumblr_mn4f4yrgcE1r7sbm4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://saltedtartine.tumblr.com/post/50945187705/red-onion-and-bacon-jam" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">saltedtartine</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://notwithoutsalt.com/2013/05/20/bacon-day/" target="_blank">red onion and bacon jam</a>.</p></blockquote>http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/50973755540http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/50973755540Tue, 21 May 2013 00:27:28 -0600toasteggbreakfastsavorybaconmeatjamonionsweetthyme<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma1pdluwLn1rvwcjfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><span>Seattle Slutwalk 2012, Sunday Sept. 9th! </span></p> </blockquote>http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/50930360147http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/50930360147Mon, 20 May 2013 14:31:30 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/58143fbbcad5ae4c7de57af519ef5196/tumblr_mjias2O8WB1r8mmrfo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://daydreams88.tumblr.com/post/50929912053/done-and-done" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">daydreams88</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Done and done</p></blockquote>http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/50930321730http://verticallabret.tumblr.com/post/50930321730Mon, 20 May 2013 14:31:01 -0600