I'm a polite culinary student residing in Denver. On here you may see unicycles, food, weed, tattoos, lesbians, and just about anything else I find interesting.

  • Other girls: I want her hair.
  • Other girls: I want her eyes.
  • Other girls: I want her smile.
  • Other girls: I want her boobs.
  • Other girls: I want her butt.
  • Other girls: I want to be her.
  • Me: I want to be on top of her.

(Source: errld)

jgagart:

#workinprogress #illustration #inked #comics

jgagart:

#workinprogress #illustration #inked #comics

thebxb:

Quite possibly the best sign I’ve ever seen. (at Henriettas)

thebxb:

Quite possibly the best sign I’ve ever seen. (at Henriettas)

whospilledthebongwater:

hoodieg21:

Good way to end the day

love that bong!

whospilledthebongwater:

hoodieg21:

Good way to end the day

love that bong!

punkrightsactivist:

when my friend told her drug dealer that she was transgender he immediately started using the correct pronouns for her and her parents dont so theres an issue there

punkrightsactivist:

when my friend told her drug dealer that she was transgender he immediately started using the correct pronouns for her and her parents dont so theres an issue there

bruinsstrong:

bergeroff:

It amazes me sometimes that some people really don’t swear. I never realize just how much I sound like a sailor until I’m around people who don’t.

you must of left new england

doctorofdragons:

sherlocksmyth:

THOU = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE FUCKING DOING SOMETHING.

THEE = “YOU” WHEN YOU’RE HAVING SOMETHING FUCKING DONE TO YOU.

THY = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING VOWEL.

THINE = “YOUR” AND “YOURS” WHEN THE THING YOU OWN BEGINS WITH A FUCKING CONSONANT.

IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE SHITTY OLD ENGLISH TEXT POSTS, DO IT RIGHT.

Holy shit I’ve never known the actual rules before. Thank you, OP.

theomeganerd:

Video Game History Through Controllers

by Javier Laspiur

sexyqueen:

New York Magazine

sexyqueen:

New York Magazine

fuckyeahtattoos:

Tattoo by Neto Lobo
- Estúdio Osso Tattoo - Curitiba/PR - Brazil
www.facebook.com/neto.lobo
https://www.facebook.com/estudioosso
http://estudioosso.tumblr.com/