I'm a polite culinary student residing in Denver. On here you may see unicycles, food, weed, tattoos, lesbians, and just about anything else I find interesting.
I’d rather have this on my blog than stupid hipster clones.
this is amazing <3
i love this so muchhh!
this picture is so beautiful
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Dear Jesus:
Next time you send a tornado, please have it knock the Westboro Baptist Church off the planet.
Love,
Your favorite gay
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
After a fall and some resculpting this little fella is ready for Speaking in Tongues show next month in Philly :)
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
